1·Today, in the math class, I had the urge to fart.
今天的数学课上，我有想放屁的冲动。
2·It becomes the greatest pleasure to fart freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room.
自由放屁成为最大的乐趣，不用担心被抓住或杀死房间里的其他人。
3·What's worse is that I feel like I just exposed you to the world's worst fart joke by even sharing this picture.
更糟糕的是，我有种把世界上最糟糕的放屁笑话通过分享这张照片呈现在你面前的感觉。
4·Still you wouldn’t believe how many are eager to see a dog fart or pee, among the many crazy rides and noises.
你怎么也无法相信，在那旅行者、在那吵那声中，会有那么多人迫不及待想看狗放屁、撒尿。
5·They could fart, but they shouldn't fart methane.
对于他们来说，放屁可以，甲烷免谈。