1·I've never in my life seen a happy procrastinator.
在我的生活里我从来都没见过一个快乐的拖延者。
2·But, as a former chronic procrastinator, I'm definitely qualified to write about it for the Internet.
但是,作为一个前长期拖延者,我绝对有资格把它写在互联网上。
3·I will become a member of the Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
我要成为“亘古双头乌龟兄弟会”的会员(拖延者社团)假如他们能够组织得起来的话。